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Got a grievance with reality? Whether your socks keep vanishing, Mondays last too long, or you suspect your neighbor is a time traveler, we’re here to not really help. Drop us a line through the cosmic channels below, and our interdimensional bureaucrats will gladly add your complaint to the ever-growing universal backlog. Response times may range from “immediately” to “heat death of the universe,” but rest assured—we’re listening (sort of).